Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the whole Clan gathers 'round where gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song
Happy birthday! Now you're one year older
Happy birthday! Your life still isn't over
Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much,
But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough!
//this is late aaasdfggh//